The other day, I ran into a picture of this cutie with a big cheesy grin! It reminded me of what a goof ball my own little man is. Before he was old enough to really be conversational, I used to wonder what he was thinking or what more he would say if he could. Well, you know what they say; “careful what you wish for!”. Because, I swear, t’s like one day he just woke up with a full vocabulary and a ton to say!
I’ve learned that toddlers do and say some of the funniest things on the planet. Here are just a few times , as of late, that my little guy was a total kick in the pants:
- Let’s just start with the fact that he can get down to the bottom of just about anything:
Me: “Hey, let’s go start making dinner!”
Me: “because we’re all hungry and daddy will be home soon.”
Me: “Well, because his work day is over and he lives here”
Me: “Well, why don’t we ask him when he gets here!”
Everything is “Why?”!?
2. Or how about what a sweet big brother he is:
Me: *finally putting my sleeping 9 month old down for his nap*
Him: RUNS over and yells “BABY ARE YOU SLEEPING!?” while shaking his bed.
Thanks buddy, he was sleeping.
3. Or how about that time he was searching for our dog…
Him: “Traci! Trrraaccccci!, WHERE ARE YOU!?”
…while frantically checking cabinets and drawers, because you know- we usually keep the dogs right next to our mixing bowls and utensils.
4. And we can’t forget that time he caught a glimpse of his own pictures:
Him: ” Awe! He’s so cute!”
Me: “That’s you, on your first birthday!”
Him:” No mommy, that’s YOU. Awe, So Cuuuute!”
5. He’s actually pretty helpful when he wants to be, the other day he even insisted on bringing in a grocery bag:
Me: Thank you so much for your help, honey!”
Him: ” No, thank YOU, babe!”
6. And to sum it up; here’s one small warning:
Introverts of America ; BEWARE! He’s coming for you and your personal space bubble like a wrecking ball:
You know, like when a random stranger walks by in a grocery store that obviously just wants to be on their way and is trying their best to avoid eye contact :
Him: ” Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!” *smiling ear to ear, standing up in his fire engine shopping cart,and waving repeatedly with his whole arm
I’ll give him credit on this one. He has a 100% conversion rate on getting a “Hello!” wave back. The kid has a future in direct sales.
Phew , he really cracks me up!
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